Today I want to rave about a skincare product that I discovered a few months ago and let me tell you, it is an absolute game changer and it has changed my life. So, Adult readers, have you ever had a big pimple? Multiple big pimples? What about multiple big pimples... on your ass? My hand is raised, is yours? Keep reading...
Let me start off by saying that this is obviously an incredibly embarassing subject for many. A backside covered in inflamed pustules is unsightly and really affects the self esteem. I myself have kept this secret for most of my adult life. I´ve gone through so many dermatologists, however I have shared this humiliating secret with only a few due to the shame (please guys, don´t be like me, just tell your doctor). Starting in my late teens/early 20s, I would get large, painful pimples on my keister. These things were gnarly. If I tried popping one (don´t recommend this, and yes, ew), nothing would be expressed. In fact, it would usually just get bigger and more painful. Does this sound familiar to anyone? Still suffering silently? Well here is what worked for me and trust me, it took me years of trying Rx and OTC creams, bodywashes and ointments to finally find relief.
My solution? None other than Gold Bond Rough and Bumpy Skin Daily Therapy Cream. Hallelujah! Chemists of Gold Bond, thank you thank you thank you! Like I said, I spent years trying different products to no avail. Once I´d make it through one bottle of (insert brand name here) without any relief, I´d move on to something else. I´m not going to name names, but let´s just say that it feels like I tried them all. My dermatologists told me that the pimples are called folliculitis which is caused by irritated and infected hair follicules. Nothing that was prescribed to me for the folliculitus, whether we approached it as a bacterial or fungal infection, worked. But my goodness, did Gold Bond do the trick! No longer is my butt speckled in active angry zits nor discolored scars from past eruptions. My skin is now clear, smooth, and glowing. After each shower (no skipping, ever!) I use about a half-dollar sized amount of cream and spread it all over my derriere. I´m now on my 5th tub of this stuff and Gold Bond, I swear if you ever change this formula or discontinue it, I´m going to march down to your corporate office and give you a piece of my mind! Or... maybe I´ll just write an angry letter and shake my fist at you. Let´s not allow this to happen, OK? Anyway, it feels incredible having clear skin on your toosh. It really really does. SO if you´ve got zits on your bum, give this Gold Bond stuff a try, maybe it will be as worthwhile for you as it has been for me!
Have you found a product that works for you? Let me know in the comments!
I want to add a disclaimer to this post. I have not been paid to endorse this product. I am simply sharing a solution that worked for me and I hope it works for you, too!
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